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Post by + RJ on Apr 6, 2009 7:25:30 GMT -7
I was distracted by the constand brainsucking zombie attatched to my head all semester... so I couldn't pass by any means.
There's a walrus on your front lawn
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 12, 2009 20:07:48 GMT -7
My brother has a fetish, stole it from the zoo, then dumped it on my lawn without knowing what to do when he was done with it.
The last three things you touched were your desk, your report, and your superior. All three just caught on fire.
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Apr 13, 2009 17:26:10 GMT -7
Pff...me? Nah, that is what we call spontanios combustion, it happens all the time...
You just shot your foot off...xD
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 13, 2009 21:33:28 GMT -7
Oh, I ddin't need that anyway. No, really, I meant to do that.
You come home naked.
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Apr 14, 2009 14:39:46 GMT -7
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPEND! MOM some homless guy just stole my clothes!
You killed your neighbor
xD
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 14, 2009 14:43:43 GMT -7
Well, you see, she was an old lady. I didn't actually kill her, I helped her along. How was I to know where that rock would land, anyway? Truly, this was God's work.
You blew up a building.
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Apr 14, 2009 15:04:37 GMT -7
Me? no, that was that terrorist you saw, see! there it goes agian!
you blew it...
doesnt matter what you blew...
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 14, 2009 15:08:31 GMT -7
((You didn't give me something to make a coverstory for))
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on May 1, 2009 13:10:00 GMT -7
Me? no, that was that terrorist you saw, see! there it goes agian! you blew it... doesnt matter what you blew... Yes, I did, see I said: "You blew it... doesnt matter what you blew..." |
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Post by + RJ on May 2, 2009 8:22:52 GMT -7
I'll just go for it.
I went to Japan and was eating dinner; my soup was very hot, so to cool it down, I blew on it.
There's a giant rip in your shirt.
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on May 2, 2009 16:46:40 GMT -7
Umm...giant cat?
You had a pet dog named squshi, but he was found on the road....
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Post by + RJ on May 3, 2009 13:59:22 GMT -7
Someone thought his name made him fit for running over.
Suddenly a random stormcloud appears above your home.
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They dont all fit...
