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Post by + RJ on Mar 5, 2009 18:53:32 GMT -7
cover story meaning an excuse to save your ass, not the story on the cover of a newspaper. XD
So someone comes up with a scenario, and the next poster will think of a good excuse or explanation.
And then post their own scenario.....
So you come home and you have slashes all over you. You explain it as:
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Post by cathora183 on Mar 6, 2009 19:47:24 GMT -7
I got attacked by mutant zombie werewolves, but don't worry because I found the cure so I won't turn into another mutant zombie werewolf on the full moon and wreak havoc on the city.
You go outside with your friends at noon and come back at 9:00 PM the next day, what happened?
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Post by + RJ on Mar 7, 2009 11:05:56 GMT -7
We were detained by a gang of Russian thugs! They said they'd only let us go if we would give them our socks, but we refused so we had to fight our way out!
Your mom wants to know why you came home with someone else's shirt on.
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Post by Clyde on Mar 8, 2009 12:31:45 GMT -7
I told her That it was a gift for me.
When you walk into your room you realise that you just stepped on your mothers kitten which she loved dearly...
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Post by + RJ on Mar 8, 2009 12:36:52 GMT -7
You just don't know what happened... the cat was lying there in pain when you arrived.
The walls of your room are all shot up.
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Mar 24, 2009 19:43:18 GMT -7
OMH MOM! SOME GUY JUST RAN IN WITH A FREAKING MK37 AND SHOT THE SHIT FROM MY WALLS! QUICK! CALL THE COPS!
You ate the last oreo
(this is drastic in my house, my dad loves oreos)
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Post by + RJ on Mar 24, 2009 19:58:56 GMT -7
I was having a major blood sugar crash and needed it before I went comatose.
You broke your teacher's foot
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Post by Randy on Mar 25, 2009 8:15:43 GMT -7
I saw a posionous spider that I had to squash before it killed him/her.
You come home wearing a completely different outfit than when you left.(Not very original, sorry. Tired)
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Mar 25, 2009 15:52:11 GMT -7
Hi, some random kid droped their soda on me, so, i had to go to the nurse to get new cloths, mom, u KNOW they do that.
You ran over your neighbor's kid.
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Post by + RJ on Mar 25, 2009 17:19:58 GMT -7
He told me that he couldn't stand you anymore, so he wanted me to assist his suicide. Sorry. XD I'm horrible
You trip and fall on your face
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Mar 25, 2009 17:33:55 GMT -7
DID YOU SEE THAT MOM? ITS A WHOLE RACE OF PEOPLE LIVING IN THE SIDEWALK CEMENT! xDDDD
You stole your mothers fancyiest hat, and ruined it.
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Post by + RJ on Mar 25, 2009 17:35:34 GMT -7
They told me to bring the hat to the park or else. Stupid random money wanters.
You get red dye all over your shirt
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Mar 25, 2009 17:42:29 GMT -7
OW! MY EYE! SOMBODY THREW A DART AT MY EYE! xD
you lost your moms sanity...
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Post by + RJ on Mar 25, 2009 17:43:55 GMT -7
uhm... I showed her my writings? XD That would do it
your calculator is on fire
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Echo
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Hee hee hee, watch it go! ^ and one more thing, WTF?!!!
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Post by Echo on Mar 25, 2009 17:46:42 GMT -7
ITS A MESSAGE FROM GOD! ALL MATH SHOULD BE VANQUSHED! i know, i dont believe in "him" but hey, i could say that
you were caught sleeping in class, and you accidently tripped sombody who was carrying acid, it flew through the air, and your teacher;s hair cought on fire.
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They dont all fit...