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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:29:33 GMT -7
You make wax wings, but you fly too close to the sun.
I wish Hermes, yes, the God Hermes, and I could be friends. BFFs, man.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 21:33:57 GMT -7
He turns out to be a total dick.
I wish I could punch through foot-thick concrete.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:39:20 GMT -7
You can, but a building falls on you when you knock out the support beams.
I wish I could write.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 21:44:17 GMT -7
:<
You can write, but you become so paranoid about your writings that you never allow anyone to read them.
I wish to be amazing.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:48:35 GMT -7
You become so amazing, envious mobs kill you.
I wish someone loved me romantically.
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Post by Clyde on Apr 17, 2009 11:00:43 GMT -7
granted, but the person who loves you...is your dad XD
i wish it didn't turn night so soon
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 17, 2009 11:36:28 GMT -7
Now it's day all the time. Unfortunately, this fucks up our echo-system and everything dies.
I wish mice made better pets.
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Post by Clyde on Apr 17, 2009 13:48:48 GMT -7
Granted, they become inanimate
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 17, 2009 13:59:43 GMT -7
((You didn't wish))
I wish I had a bike.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 17, 2009 23:20:47 GMT -7
The bike eats you.
I wish everyone had a bike.
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Post by Randy on Apr 18, 2009 6:35:41 GMT -7
Granted, but the bikes were poorly made and falls apart the first time they ride them.
I wish I could wake up!
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Post by Clyde on Apr 18, 2009 9:53:14 GMT -7
granted, but you can't go back to sleep
i wish i had a drink
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Post by Randy on Apr 18, 2009 10:39:44 GMT -7
(How did I not see that coming?(sarcasm) xD)
Granted, you get a bucket of soda poured on top of you.
I wish the world became more like the world is Star Trek.(yeah, nerdy wish, but true nonetheless)
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 19, 2009 1:09:36 GMT -7
Granted, but a space-worm eats you. It leaves no evidence of your death, so your comrades search for you for years. Until flying into a sun.
I wish my toe would heal already.
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Post by Randy on Apr 20, 2009 14:49:10 GMT -7
Granted. But then the toe next to it gets cut, infected and amputated.
I wish my headache would go away!
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