Three Word Tale

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because they were

[Clyde]

evil and they

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sat upon the

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local benches and

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forests who housed

[Randy]

Purple people that

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Okay yeah... It's been awhile since I posted an update of the story so if you're interested, here it is:

In the future, there was a big yellow dog who wore a wristwatch and a bicycle helmet for playing ping-ping. He didn't like to get hit with the balls or the paddles so he lived in the house. He usually ate non-dairy creamer and lumps of sugar. He also enjoyed going to the grocery store to pick up some bread and raw, hot, sexy women. Who were very oddly dress in porridge coated slippers and blue hats. They also had very short skirts and long legs with spidery fangs.

One day he saw that there was no longer any chocolate milk. He was horrified to find that there would be a choco-milk festival but he couldn't go as he had to attend the christening of the black jellybean. So disappointedly he went to the bathroom so he found a tube and decided to use it for smashing all of the nearest little ants that crawled all over the sidewalks. He hated ants and when rampaging among them with lots of tall coyotes that had ACME brand things and grudges against roadrunner birds because they're uglyass birds!

Wile E. Coyote decided that he simply just had to join forces with a fat guy named Casper. Who just loved to eat pie and other desserts. This was why he got fat, but one day he ate so wildly, a man named George came and put explosives un the stairs. And I shouted, but then he started crying, and wishing that something would eat his fears so he could, once more laugh again, so he took the long stick from the blue stained coverall shorts from a far away land called Mesoearthachicago. Came a young girl named Bob who was actually not named Bob but strangely named Gilmore, who was fond of eating pancakes and wee bunnies with plentiful fur.

When they met she wore a magical neon scarf and sparks flew and lit a giant purple hippo on fire with lots of crazed chicken mummy things that thirst for your digestive waste, and so he stuck a straw into a girl's bladder and sucked out the urine. When it finished he fell over and broke his feet and beak on a rock that was covered with red goop that was blood from a friend's favorite pet that had spontaneously combusted, and gone to his mom's house that was made of gravey homemade compressed paper and piggy banks. One of the people who had a giant marshmallow King with funny little eyebrows decided To kill all of the various food groups that had geese related ingredients, such as feet and beaks Feathers and very long, scaly ears.

He believed they ate his mother with some salt and some pepper and put her into his bathroom under the sink and turned on the leaky faucet and out came a glob of really super gross nasty black muck which then suddenly morphed into a jelly bean that had large green eggs which blew up occasionally when frustrated by his angry toad who had lots of unpleasant things to say to a duck, and the duck decided to go to my house where he would take my diary single page then and read every laughed hysterically at one that said that clyde liked his gf so instead of forgetting about it the duck showed it to the world and the world then Laughed at all his secrets.

Clyde then jumped onto a bike then ran over a dying leper he then bought a can of blood which then shattered open and out came a mini vampire came and bit the toe of someone outside the Roman Colosseum and a riot started because the people ate many pieces of dried fruit and old goop that ran down the road then pooled by his Ears when rain would run down the street making Gient hippos run into cars and trucks and people and boyfriends that were mean to girls and ignored the cats who bit their fingers because they were evil and they sat upon the local benches and forests who housed purple people that...

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((Oh God, I laughed at the last paragraph))

had too many

[Clyde]

spots and warts

[+ RJ]

so he tried

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to stop the

[Randy]

extreme growth so

[Clyde]

he bought a

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big old hat

[Clyde]

that he wore

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to the party