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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 12:19:09 GMT -7
A bald head, anti-itch cream.
If your feet were covered in ants.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 12:21:04 GMT -7
Super Soaker, Ant-Repellent, one of those air guns.
If your fists were engulfed in eternal flames.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 12:22:19 GMT -7
A fighting ring, an opponent, and someone to sign autographs for me.
If you caught on fire.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 12:26:10 GMT -7
A pool, a hurricane to blow me into the pool, and a towel.
If you proved that zombies can and will exist within the next few years.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:11:17 GMT -7
A special on PBS, a shotgun and a magnum.
If Batman broke down your door, killing half your family and suddenly said "I liek chocolate milk".
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 21:23:21 GMT -7
A Robin outfit, the lack of a conscience, chocolate milk.
If you found yourself in the middle of a high-fantasy dungeon, filled with monsters and mazes and such.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:27:44 GMT -7
A sword, a helmet, and that chick DH draws. You know, the one with the purple shirt. I dream about her.
If DH asked you to come along on a super secret mission.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 21:32:08 GMT -7
A video camera, a spare set of clothes, and a bastard sword.
If Ganon knocked on your door.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:37:03 GMT -7
Zelda, the triforce and rubies.
If your dream girl/guy asked you out.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 21:39:47 GMT -7
A collar, a leash, and socks.
If Captain Falcon was about to Falcon Punch you.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:45:43 GMT -7
Captain America's shielf, Wolverine's claws and a battle cry.
If a gorilla attacked you.
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 16, 2009 21:47:08 GMT -7
A collar, a leash, and socks.
If Godzilla sat on your house.
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Post by ☭ Yeagger ☭ on Apr 16, 2009 21:51:34 GMT -7
A missile launcher, giant dog cookies and a very large saddle.
If a tentacle monster appeared.
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Post by Randy on Apr 18, 2009 6:16:19 GMT -7
Axe, blowtorch, fast car
Giant cockroaches invade earth...
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Post by Kiwi on Apr 19, 2009 0:45:43 GMT -7
The jolly green giant, giant boots, giant bug spray.
If God entered your consciousness and started making small talk with you.
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